Thursday, June 26, 2008

Ang Huwarang Anak

Dear Anak,

Naipdla q na ang
50 libo pn tuition
mo, pnagbli n nmen
ung klabaw ntin.
Ang mhal pla counterstrike n
kurso! Wla nrin pla
tau mga baboy,
naipgbli nrin nmen
pra dun s cnasabi
mung projct, Nokia
N73 b yun?
Ang mhal nman ng
projct mo!
Ksma dn dun
7 libo pra s field
trip nyo s Mall of Asia.
Mlayo b un,
bkt ang mhal?
Issanla p nmin
playan pra mbili
mo ung
instrumentong i-
pod. Npailaw nio n
b ung pngppuyatan
niong snmig lyts?
Sna grumduate k
na..

Nanay at Tatay

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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Taguan

GF: taguan tau!

BF: Cge b! ano
premyo k pg
nhnp kta?

GF: Sex tau...

BF: Uy, wow! Gusto ko yan.
eh pno pg d kta
nhanap?

GF: eeeiii..Kainis
to, bsta! nsa likod
lng aq
ng drum!!

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Kung Fu Panda, from theater to mobile

The high anticipation for the DreamWorks animated film Kung Fu Panda, which is up for release on Friday, has brought new anticipation for video and mobile games.

Inspired from the potential blockbuster hit, Kung Fu Panda™ mobile game is now on hand as announced by EA Mobile™.

The said mobile game features the entertaining charactes from the movie, amazing fighting styles, action-packed mobile adventure as the player goes through 10 levels of fun, learning and excitement.

For now, Kung Fu Panda Mobile Game is only available in North America, but it will be available in Europe by the end of this month.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Bogart and Jun

BOGART: pre
lagyan mko tatoo

JUN: bakt?

BOGART:
Nppgkamalam akong
bading...Kainiz!

JUN: Cge san mu
gus2 patatoo?

BOGART: sa kilay
lng pra mukhang
maldita!!!

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Inspirational Quote 002

f
u
walk
1000
myls
away
frm
God...

u
wil
only
nid
1 step
bckward
2
get
2
Him
cause
He
always
follows
u
wherevr
u
go
&
whatevr
u
do
He
still
loves
u...

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Usapang Mag-Asawa

MRS: Dear, bago
mo ako naging
asawa, ilan ang
naging chix mo?

MR: Selos k lang!
Wag na.

MRS: Cge na!

MR: Kulit mo! O
cge, der was
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ikaw,
den 6, 7, 8.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Cellphones can affect men's potency

That's according to a recent study by the scientists in University of Segeda in Hungary.

Wow, that's totally one shocking finding.

According to the study, men who put their cellphone inside their pants' pockets are most likely to lose a big percentage of their active sperm cells.

The scientists recommend to put cellphones in bags instead.

Read the full article: (Courtesy of Infoniac.com)

Men who carry their cellphones in the pockets of their pants or on the belt are likely to lose their potency, as reported by Sunday Times. The research in question was conducted in the University of Segeda in Hungary.

According to the study, men using cellphones on a regular basis lose about 30% of their active sperm cells. Men carrying their cellphones in the pockets of their pants subject their potency to greatest danger. These were the conclusions of a medical research conducted by Hungarian scientists from the University of Segeda, where 221 men were observed and inspected during 13 months. These men were divided into two groups: those using their cellphones regularly and those, who seldom use their phones. During the research scientists compared the quantity and quality of active sperm cells men from both groups had. The results proved that the use of cellphones decreases the quantity of active sperm cells by one third; moreover, not only the concentration is affected, but also the mobility of the cells, which affects the chances to conceive a baby.

The current research was the first of the kind, i.e. one that provided proofs of negative effects of using cellphones on men's potency. Additionally, scientists claim that even in sleep mode cellphones are harmful, as they are constantly searching for a connection with a nearby communication station.

Thus, scientists advise keeping cellphones as far as possible from vulnerable parts of the body, for example, keeping them in handbags.

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Promdi

PROMDI: "Lam q
promdi lng aq kya
wg mkong lo2kohin!
Bkt gnito
ang kwarto q??

maliit, wla pang
kama at bntana,
ha?!!

RUMBOY: "sir nsa
elevator p lng
tau."

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