Studnt: magkno
rice nyo?
Tindera: P5.
S: ung tutong?
T: libre.
S: tutong n lang.
Ung gulay
magkano?
T: P15.
S: e ung sabaw?
T: libre.
S: sabaw n lng po.
(pagkatapos
kumain..)
S: may coke kau?
T: (cguro bibili na
tlaga to) uhmmm...
P8.
S: bigan mo nga ako.
Eto oh...
tansan... free coke
daw.. :-)
1. Never tell a
person who's
experiencing deep
sorrow, "i know
how u feel,' u don't.
2. never risk what
u can't affor to
lose.
3. once a year, go
somewhere u've
never been before.
4. remember that
the formula for
great love is
communication +
respect.
5. when declaring
ur rights, don't
forget ur
responsibilities.
6. remember that
not getting what u
want is sometimes
a stroke of good
luck...
Magsyota sa
motel...
BF: Alam mo Luv,
ikaw lang ang 1st girl
na dinala ko d2.
GF: Singungaling!
Sbi nila lagi ka d2!
BF: Oo, pero ikaw
lang tlga ang girl!
Dti ang
gamot sa
sakit ng ulo
ay...
Kiss-Pirin
at
Yakap-Sul!
Ngyon,
hndi na dw
uso yon!
ano na uso???
BiogeSEX!!! ehe..
Forwared by Dante,
+639175749815
Dear Anak,
Naipdla q na ang
50 libo pn tuition
mo, pnagbli n nmen
ung klabaw ntin.
Ang mhal pla counterstrike n
kurso! Wla nrin pla
tau mga baboy,
naipgbli nrin nmen
pra dun s cnasabi
mung projct, Nokia
N73 b yun?
Ang mhal nman ng
projct mo!
Ksma dn dun
7 libo pra s field
trip nyo s Mall of Asia.
Mlayo b un,
bkt ang mhal?
Issanla p nmin
playan pra mbili
mo ung
instrumentong i-
pod. Npailaw nio n
b ung pngppuyatan
niong snmig lyts?
Sna grumduate k
na..
Nanay at Tatay
GF: taguan tau!
BF: Cge b! ano
premyo k pg
nhnp kta?
GF: Sex tau...
BF: Uy, wow! Gusto ko yan.
eh pno pg d kta
nhanap?
GF: eeeiii..Kainis
to, bsta! nsa likod
lng aq
ng drum!!
