Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cutie Quote 004

Ang sarap sigurong
marinig ito
mula sa boyfriend
mo:

"Gusto
mo
ba
malaman
kung
gaano
kita
kamahal?

Di
ako
sasagot...

Hahawakan
ko
ang
kamay mo
at
ilalagay
sa loob ng
brief ko
at
sasabihing...

'ikaw
ang dahilan

...ng bawat
pagtigas nito.'"

From Larly
+639205776214

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Holy Week Quotes

The
shortest
distance
between
a
problem
and a
solution
is the
distance
between
knees
and the
floor.
The
one
who
kneels to
God
can stand
up
to anything...

From Helen

***

The good you do
today will be
forgotten
tomorrow. Do good
anyway!

If you are
successful, you will
gain false friends &
true enemies.
Succeed anyway!

If you are kind,
people will accuse
you of having
ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway!

What you spend
years building,
someone may
destroy overnight.
Build anyway!

If you are honest
and frank, people
may cheat you. Be
honest and frank
anyway!

You see, in the
final analysis, it is
between you and
God; it was
never between you
and them anyway.

God Bless You Always!

From Joan

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Girls' Reactions to Sizes

9" : Oh shit, sakit!

7" : Oh yes, sarap!

6" : ohhh, perfect!

5" : ohhh, ok!

4" : idiin mo pa!

3" : in na ba?

2" : dilaan mo na lang. Bwiset!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Things we must be thankful for

1. worries at the
start of the day:
means you are still
alive.

2. headache at the
end of the day:
means you can still
work hard

3. clothes that don't
fit: mean you have
a good appetite

4. the mess to clean
after a party:
means you have
friends around you

5. roof that needs
fixing: means you
have a house

6. taxes to pay:
means you aren't
unemployed

7. too many text
messages from
friends: means you're
remembered
much!

From joan +639182279036

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Cute Story

Since her crush
didn't talk to her,
the girl missed him
so much.

One night, while
walking, she saw
her crush with
another girl. Know
what she did?

She called her
crush saying...
'Hi baby, sino siya?
Sabi mo sabay
tayong kakain. May
kakausapin ka lang
pala. I love you.'

His crush blushed!

and the girl who is with her crush
says...
'O kayo na pala ng crush mo eh.
Pahingi-hingi ka pa
ng advice..'

From dennis +639093651024

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Kinds of Texters

1. VAMPIRE: 8pm
onwards magti-txt
hanggang makatulog ka
na.

2. ONEWAY: puro
forward ng quotes, pag
tinext mo, la na reply

3. KOWTSERO/A:
hingi quotes, linya niya!

4. USISERO:
Lagi niya
tanong 'nu gawa u? or
what gawa u? parang
nanay!

5. PACUTE: using
po & opo

6. D INVICIBLE: daldal
sa text pero sa personal
di mo makausap

7. PARASITE: Magti-text
lang pag may kailangan

8. VIP: Ubod ng
tagal magreply

9. DEADMA: sa dami ng
tinext mo "ah ok" lang
reply.

Tamaan na ang dapat tamaan...

From Joan: +639182279036

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Inday Jokes 001

Amo: Alam mo
Inday, bakit di ka
na mag call
canter, pa-
ingles ingles ka
naman?

Inday: I don't think
that I'd want to have
easy money for I
know that choosing
such employment
is already limiting
myself from
experiencing
enthusiastic ways
of expressing what
I feel by means of
what I do, thus
imprisoning myself
with an incapable
mind which will
result to
doubt and
uncontentment.

Amo: hayup!!!

From +639108101463

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dear Ate Charo

Dear Ate Charo,

isang gabing
umuulan...kakatapos ko
lang maligo...tanging
twalya lang saplot ko,

pumasok ako sa kwarto ko
at umupo sa harap ng
salamin, pumasok din si
Itay at agad ni-lock
ang pintuan.
Lumapit siya sa 'kin at
hinaplos niya ang
buhok ko, di ako
makapagsalita at napa-
pikit na lang at
lumuha.
Hinaplos niya ang
buong mukha ko...
namulat na lang ako na
gumanda ako.
Marunong mag-
make-up si Itay.
Umamin siya naging
bading siya at nag-
iyakan kami dahil
naging open siya, mas
magugustuhan ako ng
bf ko ngayon.

Nagmamahal,

Junior.

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