Magsyota sa Motel
BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?
GF: Sorry babe,
Ngayon lang ako
nakapasok sa motel.
BF: San kaya remote
ng aircon?
GF: Diyan nakatago sa
gilid ng drawer
bandang kanan
kulay gray.
Buking si GF!!!
From Ogie
+639108101463
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Inday Jokes 002
Amo: Inday nasaan
ang sabon namin
sa banyo? Ginamit
mo noh?
Inday: with due
respect, I will
never allow my
skin to be touched
by that highly
commercialized so-
called "anti-bacterial
soap".
Only BELO touches
my skin...who
touches yours?
Safeguard??
EeOowww..!
Amo: Lumayas ka!!!
From Ogie
+639108101463
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Happy 4th of July!
It's American Independence Day today. Happy 4th of July to you fellows!
Here are some worthy quotes for you:
“Freedom is never given, it is won.”
“Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people”
“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.”
“Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.”
“The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world.”
“As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.”
“The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered... deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.”
“Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility of searching and experimenting, the possibility of saying No to any authority--literary, artistic, philosophic, religious, social and even political.”
“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.”
“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”
Source: Thinkexist.com
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Dalawang Lasing
Lasing 1: Pare, syota
ko noon nanay mo.
Lasing 2:
Lasing 1: Nakikinig
ka ba pare? Sabi ko
syota ko noon nanay
mo!
Lasing 2: Tama na
tay! Lasing na kayo
eh!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
How to make a man happy
There
are
70 ways to make a
man happy:
number 1 is to
LOVE him.
And the rest is 69.
ano daw?!
From ogie
+639108101463
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Cutie Quote 004
Ang sarap sigurong
marinig ito
mula sa boyfriend
mo:
"Gusto
mo
ba
malaman
kung
gaano
kita
kamahal?
Di
ako
sasagot...
Hahawakan
ko
ang
kamay mo
at
ilalagay
sa loob ng
brief ko
at
sasabihing...
'ikaw
ang dahilan
...ng bawat
pagtigas nito.'"
From Larly
+639205776214
Monday, April 6, 2009
Holy Week Quotes
The
shortest
distance
between
a
problem
and a
solution
is the
distance
between
knees
and the
floor.
The
one
who
kneels to
God
can stand
up
to anything...
From Helen
***
The good you do
today will be
forgotten
tomorrow. Do good
anyway!
If you are
successful, you will
gain false friends &
true enemies.
Succeed anyway!
If you are kind,
people will accuse
you of having
ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway!
What you spend
years building,
someone may
destroy overnight.
Build anyway!
If you are honest
and frank, people
may cheat you. Be
honest and frank
anyway!
You see, in the
final analysis, it is
between you and
God; it was
never between you
and them anyway.
God Bless You Always!
From Joan
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Girls' Reactions to Sizes
9" : Oh shit, sakit!
7" : Oh yes, sarap!
6" : ohhh, perfect!
5" : ohhh, ok!
4" : idiin mo pa!
3" : in na ba?
2" : dilaan mo na lang. Bwiset!
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