A Cute Love Story

A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.

Hundreds applied but no one qualified...
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs
lying on her welcome mat.

W: What do you want?

M: I'm the man you're looking for. I won't beat you up coz I have no
arms and I won't run away coz I have no legs.

W: What makes you think that you're great in bed?

M: Hulaan mo kung anong pinang-doorbell ko.ü hahaha.

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