Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Inspirational Quote 003

You won't fully enjoy
a swing unless you
raise your feet from
the ground.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Cute Love Story

A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.

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Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year 2010 Wishes

1. Happiness deep
inside.

2. Serenity at every
sunrise.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Beautiful Story for Halloween 2009

One girl who rented
a room, nagtaka
kung bakit maingay
ang kabilang room
kahit wala naman tao...

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Anong Klaseng Tao Ka?

Ang taong BOLERO
masarap ksex...

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'Droid Does' Motorola Phone by Verizon Wireless

Next month, Verizon Wireless in the US is coming up with a Motorola Droid which some say is an anti-iPhone.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Magsyota sa Motel

BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?

GF: Sorry babe,
Ngayon lang ako
nakapasok sa motel.

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Inday Jokes 002

Amo: Inday nasaan
ang sabon namin
sa banyo? Ginamit
mo noh?

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th of July!

It's American Independence Day today. Happy 4th of July to you fellows!

Here are some worthy quotes for you:

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dalawang Lasing

Lasing 1: Pare, syota
ko noon nanay mo.

Lasing 2:

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

How to make a man happy

There
are
70 ways to make a
man happy:

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cutie Quote 004

Ang sarap sigurong
marinig ito
mula sa boyfriend
mo:

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Holy Week Quotes

The
shortest
distance
between
a
problem
and a
solution
is the
distance
between
knees
and the
floor.
The
one
who
kneels to
God
can stand
up
to anything...

From Helen

***

The good you do
today will be
forgotten
tomorrow. Do good
anyway!

If you are
successful, you will
gain false friends &
true enemies.
Succeed anyway!

If you are kind,
people will accuse
you of having
ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway!

What you spend
years building,
someone may
destroy overnight.
Build anyway!

If you are honest
and frank, people
may cheat you. Be
honest and frank
anyway!

You see, in the
final analysis, it is
between you and
God; it was
never between you
and them anyway.

God Bless You Always!

From Joan

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Girls' Reactions to Sizes

9" : Oh shit, sakit!

7" : Oh yes, sarap!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Things we must be thankful for

1. worries at the
start of the day:
means you are still
alive.

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Cute Story

Since her crush
didn't talk to her,
the girl missed him
so much.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Kinds of Texters

1. VAMPIRE: 8pm
onwards magti-txt
hanggang makatulog ka
na.

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Inday Jokes 001

Amo: Alam mo
Inday, bakit di ka
na mag call
canter, pa-
ingles ingles ka
naman?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dear Ate Charo

Dear Ate Charo,

isang gabing
umuulan...kakatapos ko
lang maligo...tanging
twalya lang saplot ko,

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