Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Cute Love Story

A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.

Hundreds applied but no one qualified...
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs
lying on her welcome mat.

W: What do you want?

M: I'm the man you're looking for. I won't beat you up coz I have no
arms and I won't run away coz I have no legs.

W: What makes you think that you're great in bed?

M: Hulaan mo kung anong pinang-doorbell ko.ΓΌ hahaha.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Magsyota sa Motel

BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?

GF: Sorry babe,
Ngayon lang ako
nakapasok sa motel.

BF: San kaya remote
ng aircon?

GF: Diyan nakatago sa
gilid ng drawer
bandang kanan
kulay gray.

Buking si GF!!!

From Ogie
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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Inday Jokes 002

Amo: Inday nasaan
ang sabon namin
sa banyo? Ginamit
mo noh?

Inday: with due
respect, I will
never allow my
skin to be touched
by that highly
commercialized so-
called "anti-bacterial
soap".
Only BELO touches
my skin...who
touches yours?

Safeguard??
EeOowww..!

Amo: Lumayas ka!!!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dalawang Lasing

Lasing 1: Pare, syota
ko noon nanay mo.

Lasing 2:

Lasing 1: Nakikinig
ka ba pare? Sabi ko
syota ko noon nanay
mo!

Lasing 2: Tama na
tay! Lasing na kayo
eh!!!

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Inday Jokes 001

Amo: Alam mo
Inday, bakit di ka
na mag call
canter, pa-
ingles ingles ka
naman?

Inday: I don't think
that I'd want to have
easy money for I
know that choosing
such employment
is already limiting
myself from
experiencing
enthusiastic ways
of expressing what
I feel by means of
what I do, thus
imprisoning myself
with an incapable
mind which will
result to
doubt and
uncontentment.

Amo: hayup!!!

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dear Ate Charo

Dear Ate Charo,

isang gabing
umuulan...kakatapos ko
lang maligo...tanging
twalya lang saplot ko,

pumasok ako sa kwarto ko
at umupo sa harap ng
salamin, pumasok din si
Itay at agad ni-lock
ang pintuan.
Lumapit siya sa 'kin at
hinaplos niya ang
buhok ko, di ako
makapagsalita at napa-
pikit na lang at
lumuha.
Hinaplos niya ang
buong mukha ko...
namulat na lang ako na
gumanda ako.
Marunong mag-
make-up si Itay.
Umamin siya naging
bading siya at nag-
iyakan kami dahil
naging open siya, mas
magugustuhan ako ng
bf ko ngayon.

Nagmamahal,

Junior.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Masikip Daw

GIRL: Ma bkt
sumisikip ang bra q
twing nki2ta q
yung clasmyt kong
gwapo?

MOM: Hayaan mo
anak, wag ka
magsuot ng bra
bukas pra yung
brief nman nya ang
sumikip...

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Storyang Kuripot

Studnt: magkno
rice nyo?

Tindera: P5.

S: ung tutong?

T: libre.

S: tutong n lang.
Ung gulay
magkano?

T: P15.

S: e ung sabaw?

T: libre.

S: sabaw n lng po.

(pagkatapos
kumain..)

S: may coke kau?

T: (cguro bibili na
tlaga to) uhmmm...
P8.

S: bigan mo nga ako.
Eto oh...
tansan... free coke
daw.. :-)

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Monday, July 7, 2008

The Only Girl

Magsyota sa
motel...

BF: Alam mo Luv,
ikaw lang ang 1st girl
na dinala ko d2.

GF: Singungaling!
Sbi nila lagi ka d2!

BF: Oo, pero ikaw
lang tlga ang girl!

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The Right Medicine

Dti ang
gamot sa
sakit ng ulo
ay...

Kiss-Pirin
at
Yakap-Sul!

Ngyon,
hndi na dw
uso yon!

ano na uso???

BiogeSEX!!! ehe..


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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Ang Huwarang Anak

Dear Anak,

Naipdla q na ang
50 libo pn tuition
mo, pnagbli n nmen
ung klabaw ntin.
Ang mhal pla counterstrike n
kurso! Wla nrin pla
tau mga baboy,
naipgbli nrin nmen
pra dun s cnasabi
mung projct, Nokia
N73 b yun?
Ang mhal nman ng
projct mo!
Ksma dn dun
7 libo pra s field
trip nyo s Mall of Asia.
Mlayo b un,
bkt ang mhal?
Issanla p nmin
playan pra mbili
mo ung
instrumentong i-
pod. Npailaw nio n
b ung pngppuyatan
niong snmig lyts?
Sna grumduate k
na..

Nanay at Tatay

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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Taguan

GF: taguan tau!

BF: Cge b! ano
premyo k pg
nhnp kta?

GF: Sex tau...

BF: Uy, wow! Gusto ko yan.
eh pno pg d kta
nhanap?

GF: eeeiii..Kainis
to, bsta! nsa likod
lng aq
ng drum!!

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Bogart and Jun

BOGART: pre
lagyan mko tatoo

JUN: bakt?

BOGART:
Nppgkamalam akong
bading...Kainiz!

JUN: Cge san mu
gus2 patatoo?

BOGART: sa kilay
lng pra mukhang
maldita!!!

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Usapang Mag-Asawa

MRS: Dear, bago
mo ako naging
asawa, ilan ang
naging chix mo?

MR: Selos k lang!
Wag na.

MRS: Cge na!

MR: Kulit mo! O
cge, der was
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ikaw,
den 6, 7, 8.

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