Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Inspirational Quote 003

You won't fully enjoy
a swing unless you
raise your feet from
the ground.

YOu won't fully enjoy
a boat ride unless
you remove the
rope's knot from
the riverbank.

You're dog won't fully
enjoy its dog life
unless you remove
the chain from
its neck.

Never ever limit
yourself when it comes
to happiness.
Learn how to let go
and move on.
Remember that
being happy is a
choice! Life is
don't let anything
hold you back from
being happy...

From Jose

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Cute Love Story

A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.

Hundreds applied but no one qualified...
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs
lying on her welcome mat.

W: What do you want?

M: I'm the man you're looking for. I won't beat you up coz I have no
arms and I won't run away coz I have no legs.

W: What makes you think that you're great in bed?

M: Hulaan mo kung anong pinang-doorbell ko.ΓΌ hahaha.

From +639214559501

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Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year 2010 Wishes

1. Happiness deep

2. Serenity at every

3. Success in every
facet of your life.

4. Family beside you.

5. Caring friends
around you.

6. A love that never

7. Good health within

8. Beautiful
memories of yesterdays.

9. A nice day with so
much to be
thankful for.

10. A pathway
leading to better

11. Dreams that
manage to come
true and

12. A great
appreciation for
whatever you do.

Happy New Year's Day!

From Diane

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Beautiful Story for Halloween 2009

One girl who rented
a room, nagtaka
kung bakit maingay
ang kabilang room
kahit wala naman tao...

Silip siya sa butas,
all she can see was
blue color...

She asked the janitor.
He explained,
may namatay kasi
diyan na girl a year ago...
and one thing
you can notice
on her is..

she has blue eyes!

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Anong Klaseng Tao Ka?

Ang taong BOLERO
masarap ksex...

Ang taong TAHIMIK
malupit ksex...

ang taong TWO-
matakas sa sex...

ang taong STICK TO 1
matipid sa sex...


Gud pm?

From Henry

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'Droid Does' Motorola Phone by Verizon Wireless

Next month, Verizon Wireless in the US is coming up with a Motorola Droid which some say is an anti-iPhone.

The teaser video of the said phone has come out Saturday, October 17, and as what the video says, "All the things your phone doesnt do, Droid Does."

Watch the video...

Many are already anticipating for the release of Motorola Droid and hopefully it will reach all parts of the world.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Magsyota sa Motel

BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?

GF: Sorry babe,
Ngayon lang ako
nakapasok sa motel.

BF: San kaya remote
ng aircon?

GF: Diyan nakatago sa
gilid ng drawer
bandang kanan
kulay gray.

Buking si GF!!!

From Ogie

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Inday Jokes 002

Amo: Inday nasaan
ang sabon namin
sa banyo? Ginamit
mo noh?

Inday: with due
respect, I will
never allow my
skin to be touched
by that highly
commercialized so-
called "anti-bacterial
Only BELO touches
my skin...who
touches yours?


Amo: Lumayas ka!!!

From Ogie

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th of July!

It's American Independence Day today. Happy 4th of July to you fellows!

Here are some worthy quotes for you:

“Freedom is never given, it is won.”

“Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people”

“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.”

“Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.”

“The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world.”

“As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.”

“The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered... deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.”

“Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility of searching and experimenting, the possibility of saying No to any authority--literary, artistic, philosophic, religious, social and even political.”

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.”

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”


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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dalawang Lasing

Lasing 1: Pare, syota
ko noon nanay mo.

Lasing 2:

Lasing 1: Nakikinig
ka ba pare? Sabi ko
syota ko noon nanay

Lasing 2: Tama na
tay! Lasing na kayo

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

How to make a man happy

70 ways to make a
man happy:

number 1 is to
LOVE him.

And the rest is 69.

ano daw?!

From ogie

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cutie Quote 004

Ang sarap sigurong
marinig ito
mula sa boyfriend



kamay mo
sa loob ng
brief ko

ang dahilan bawat
pagtigas nito.'"

From Larly

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Holy Week Quotes

and a
is the
and the
kneels to
can stand
to anything...

From Helen


The good you do
today will be
tomorrow. Do good

If you are
successful, you will
gain false friends &
true enemies.
Succeed anyway!

If you are kind,
people will accuse
you of having
ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway!

What you spend
years building,
someone may
destroy overnight.
Build anyway!

If you are honest
and frank, people
may cheat you. Be
honest and frank

You see, in the
final analysis, it is
between you and
God; it was
never between you
and them anyway.

God Bless You Always!

From Joan

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Girls' Reactions to Sizes

9" : Oh shit, sakit!

7" : Oh yes, sarap!

6" : ohhh, perfect!

5" : ohhh, ok!

4" : idiin mo pa!

3" : in na ba?

2" : dilaan mo na lang. Bwiset!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Things we must be thankful for

1. worries at the
start of the day:
means you are still

2. headache at the
end of the day:
means you can still
work hard

3. clothes that don't
fit: mean you have
a good appetite

4. the mess to clean
after a party:
means you have
friends around you

5. roof that needs
fixing: means you
have a house

6. taxes to pay:
means you aren't

7. too many text
messages from
friends: means you're

From joan +639182279036

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Cute Story

Since her crush
didn't talk to her,
the girl missed him
so much.

One night, while
walking, she saw
her crush with
another girl. Know
what she did?

She called her
crush saying...
'Hi baby, sino siya?
Sabi mo sabay
tayong kakain. May
kakausapin ka lang
pala. I love you.'

His crush blushed!

and the girl who is with her crush
'O kayo na pala ng crush mo eh.
Pahingi-hingi ka pa
ng advice..'

From dennis +639093651024

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Kinds of Texters

1. VAMPIRE: 8pm
onwards magti-txt
hanggang makatulog ka

2. ONEWAY: puro
forward ng quotes, pag
tinext mo, la na reply

hingi quotes, linya niya!

Lagi niya
tanong 'nu gawa u? or
what gawa u? parang

5. PACUTE: using
po & opo

6. D INVICIBLE: daldal
sa text pero sa personal
di mo makausap

7. PARASITE: Magti-text
lang pag may kailangan

8. VIP: Ubod ng
tagal magreply

9. DEADMA: sa dami ng
tinext mo "ah ok" lang

Tamaan na ang dapat tamaan...

From Joan: +639182279036

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Inday Jokes 001

Amo: Alam mo
Inday, bakit di ka
na mag call
canter, pa-
ingles ingles ka

Inday: I don't think
that I'd want to have
easy money for I
know that choosing
such employment
is already limiting
myself from
enthusiastic ways
of expressing what
I feel by means of
what I do, thus
imprisoning myself
with an incapable
mind which will
result to
doubt and

Amo: hayup!!!

From +639108101463

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dear Ate Charo

Dear Ate Charo,

isang gabing
umuulan...kakatapos ko
lang maligo...tanging
twalya lang saplot ko,

pumasok ako sa kwarto ko
at umupo sa harap ng
salamin, pumasok din si
Itay at agad ni-lock
ang pintuan.
Lumapit siya sa 'kin at
hinaplos niya ang
buhok ko, di ako
makapagsalita at napa-
pikit na lang at
Hinaplos niya ang
buong mukha ko...
namulat na lang ako na
gumanda ako.
Marunong mag-
make-up si Itay.
Umamin siya naging
bading siya at nag-
iyakan kami dahil
naging open siya, mas
magugustuhan ako ng
bf ko ngayon.



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