Si Pedro at si Juan 2010
Juan: Pare, may
nakalimutan ka
ata eh.
Pedro: Bakit
pare? Ano'ng meron
ngayon?
Juan: Sige, ganyan ka
lang.
Pedro: 'yeh.
Tampo ka naman
agad. Happy Monthsary
Bhebhe ko...
Everyone deserves a perfect text mate.
Juan: Pare, may
nakalimutan ka
ata eh.
Pedro: Bakit
pare? Ano'ng meron
ngayon?
Juan: Sige, ganyan ka
lang.
Pedro: 'yeh.
Tampo ka naman
agad. Happy Monthsary
Bhebhe ko...
You won't fully enjoy
a swing unless you
raise your feet from
the ground.
YOu won't fully enjoy
a boat ride unless
you remove the
rope's knot from
the riverbank.
You're dog won't fully
enjoy its dog life
unless you remove
the chain from
its neck.
LESSON:
Never ever limit
yourself when it comes
to happiness.
Learn how to let go
and move on.
Remember that
being happy is a
choice! Life is
beautiful..
don't let anything
hold you back from
being happy...
From Jose
+639108718318
A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.
Hundreds applied but no one qualified...
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs
lying on her welcome mat.
W: What do you want?
M: I'm the man you're looking for. I won't beat you up coz I have no
arms and I won't run away coz I have no legs.
W: What makes you think that you're great in bed?
M: Hulaan mo kung anong pinang-doorbell ko.ΓΌ hahaha.
From +639214559501
1. Happiness deep
inside.
2. Serenity at every
sunrise.
3. Success in every
facet of your life.
4. Family beside you.
5. Caring friends
around you.
6. A love that never
ends.
7. Good health within
you.
8. Beautiful
memories of yesterdays.
9. A nice day with so
much to be
thankful for.
10. A pathway
leading to better
tomorrows.
11. Dreams that
manage to come
true and
12. A great
appreciation for
whatever you do.
Happy New Year's Day!
From Diane
+639103556450