Friday, January 1, 2010

Si Pedro at si Juan 2010

Juan: Pare, may
nakalimutan ka
ata eh.


Pedro: Bakit
pare? Ano'ng meron
ngayon?


Juan: Sige, ganyan ka
lang.


Pedro: 'yeh.
Tampo ka naman
agad. Happy Monthsary
Bhebhe ko...

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Inspirational Quote 003

You won't fully enjoy
a swing unless you
raise your feet from
the ground.

YOu won't fully enjoy
a boat ride unless
you remove the
rope's knot from
the riverbank.

You're dog won't fully
enjoy its dog life
unless you remove
the chain from
its neck.

LESSON:
Never ever limit
yourself when it comes
to happiness.
Learn how to let go
and move on.
Remember that
being happy is a
choice! Life is
beautiful..
don't let anything
hold you back from
being happy...

From Jose
+639108718318

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Cute Love Story

A rich widow was looking for a husband who won't beat her up, won't
run away and has to be great in bed.

Hundreds applied but no one qualified...
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs
lying on her welcome mat.

W: What do you want?

M: I'm the man you're looking for. I won't beat you up coz I have no
arms and I won't run away coz I have no legs.

W: What makes you think that you're great in bed?

M: Hulaan mo kung anong pinang-doorbell ko.ΓΌ hahaha.

From +639214559501

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Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year 2010 Wishes

1. Happiness deep
inside.

2. Serenity at every
sunrise.

3. Success in every
facet of your life.

4. Family beside you.

5. Caring friends
around you.

6. A love that never
ends.

7. Good health within
you.

8. Beautiful
memories of yesterdays.

9. A nice day with so
much to be
thankful for.

10. A pathway
leading to better
tomorrows.

11. Dreams that
manage to come
true and

12. A great
appreciation for
whatever you do.

Happy New Year's Day!

From Diane
+639103556450

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