Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Buntis Si GF

GF: Buntis ako!! Ano'ng
gagawin natin?

BF: ('di kumibo)

GF: Ano? Ba't hindi ka
kumikibo? Mahal mo ba
'ko?!

BF: (di pa din kumikibo)

GF: Pananagutan mo b
ako o hindi?!!

BF: WAG KA NGANG
SISIGAW-SIGAW DYAN!
Nag-iisip ako ng
ipapangalan sa BABY
natin :-)

na lalake>


Forwarded thru SMS by Kevin

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Anong Klaseng Tao Ka?

Ang taong BOLERO
masarap ksex...

Ang taong TAHIMIK
malupit ksex...

ang taong TWO-
TIMER
matakas sa sex...

ang taong STICK TO 1
matipid sa sex...

ang taong DI NAGRIREPLY
nakikipagsex...


Gud pm?

From Henry
+639180000631

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

How to make a man happy

There
are
70 ways to make a
man happy:


number 1 is to
LOVE him.

And the rest is 69.

ano daw?!

From ogie
+639108101463

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Girls' Reactions to Sizes

9" : Oh shit, sakit!

7" : Oh yes, sarap!

6" : ohhh, perfect!

5" : ohhh, ok!

4" : idiin mo pa!

3" : in na ba?

2" : dilaan mo na lang. Bwiset!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Modernong Salawikain

"Natuto kang
lumandi magtiis ka
sa hapdi."

"Nasa kama ang
sarap, nasa ospital
ang hirap."

"Kapag libog ang
pinairal, sira ang
pag-aaral."

"Walang pangit sa
t*t*ng galit."

"Pangit man daw at
maliit sa paningin,
nakakabuntis din."

"Mahapdi man sa
unang tikim,
luluwang at
luluwang din."

From Jagram +639194574224

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Student's Life

ELEMENTARY LIFE:

Todo aral
no syota
puro laro

HIGHSCHOOL LIFE:

Konting aral
patagong syota
bawas laro

COLLEGE LIFE:

Walang aral
sabay-sabay syota
sa kama na naglalaro.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Bogart and Jun

BOGART: pre
lagyan mko tatoo

JUN: bakt?

BOGART:
Nppgkamalam akong
bading...Kainiz!

JUN: Cge san mu
gus2 patatoo?

BOGART: sa kilay
lng pra mukhang
maldita!!!

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Promdi

PROMDI: "Lam q
promdi lng aq kya
wg mkong lo2kohin!
Bkt gnito
ang kwarto q??

maliit, wla pang
kama at bntana,
ha?!!

RUMBOY: "sir nsa
elevator p lng
tau."

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Kubeta

"Walang
maruming
kubeta
sa taeng
palabas na."

a quote that
resembles
courage and
resourcefulness
& shows a
quality of a
good decision
maker...

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