1. worries at the
start of the day:
means you are still
alive.
2. headache at the
end of the day:
means you can still
work hard
3. clothes that don't
fit: mean you have
a good appetite
4. the mess to clean
after a party:
means you have
friends around you
5. roof that needs
fixing: means you
have a house
6. taxes to pay:
means you aren't
unemployed
7. too many text
messages from
friends: means you're
remembered
much!
From joan +639182279036
Since her crush
didn't talk to her,
the girl missed him
so much.
One night, while
walking, she saw
her crush with
another girl. Know
what she did?
She called her
crush saying...
'Hi baby, sino siya?
Sabi mo sabay
tayong kakain. May
kakausapin ka lang
pala. I love you.'
His crush blushed!
and the girl who is with her crush
says...
'O kayo na pala ng crush mo eh.
Pahingi-hingi ka pa
ng advice..'
From dennis +639093651024
1. VAMPIRE: 8pm
onwards magti-txt
hanggang makatulog ka
na.
2. ONEWAY: puro
forward ng quotes, pag
tinext mo, la na reply
3. KOWTSERO/A:
hingi quotes, linya niya!
4. USISERO:
Lagi niya
tanong 'nu gawa u? or
what gawa u? parang
nanay!
5. PACUTE: using
po & opo
6. D INVICIBLE: daldal
sa text pero sa personal
di mo makausap
7. PARASITE: Magti-text
lang pag may kailangan
8. VIP: Ubod ng
tagal magreply
9. DEADMA: sa dami ng
tinext mo "ah ok" lang
reply.
Tamaan na ang dapat tamaan...
From Joan: +639182279036
Amo: Alam mo
Inday, bakit di ka
na mag call
canter, pa-
ingles ingles ka
naman?
Inday: I don't think
that I'd want to have
easy money for I
know that choosing
such employment
is already limiting
myself from
experiencing
enthusiastic ways
of expressing what
I feel by means of
what I do, thus
imprisoning myself
with an incapable
mind which will
result to
doubt and
uncontentment.
Amo: hayup!!!
From +639108101463
Dear Ate Charo,
isang gabing
umuulan...kakatapos ko
lang maligo...tanging
twalya lang saplot ko,
pumasok ako sa kwarto ko
at umupo sa harap ng
salamin, pumasok din si
Itay at agad ni-lock
ang pintuan.
Lumapit siya sa 'kin at
hinaplos niya ang
buhok ko, di ako
makapagsalita at napa-
pikit na lang at
lumuha.
Hinaplos niya ang
buong mukha ko...
namulat na lang ako na
gumanda ako.
Marunong mag-
make-up si Itay.
Umamin siya naging
bading siya at nag-
iyakan kami dahil
naging open siya, mas
magugustuhan ako ng
bf ko ngayon.
Nagmamahal,
Junior.
A long life may
not be enough but
a good life is good
enough.
***
All truth is good
but not all truth is
good to say.
***
Anger is just 1
letter short of
danger.
***
To handle
yourself, use your
hear. To handle
others, use your
heart.
***
Revenge gets you
even with your
enemy. Forgiving
him puts you above
him.
***
It's better to
remain silent & be
thought a fool than
to open your
mouth & prove it.
From Ogie +639108101463
Gizmodo, the gadget blog, has come up with a list of 50 skills that every geek should have.
Take a look...
1. Install a hard drive in a laptop
2. Perform a clean OS install on a machine with two OSes
3. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone
4. Jailbreak an iPhone
5. Wire your house for Ethernet and Coax cable
6. Use BitTorrent and RSS to automatically download new shows from trackers
7. Use an A/V receiver to its fullest capability (every port is taken)
8. Calibrate an HDTV without the manual
9. Use a DSLR in full manual mode
10. Hack the encryption and mooch your neighbor's Wi-Fi
11. Solder cleanly enough to get around a circuit board
12. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point
13. Shove the guts of a modern game console into a retro game console
14. Design a webpage in HTML by hand that features a picture of your cat
15. Use Photoshop to imperceptibly doctor a photo
16. Abstain from buying extended warranties
17. Know where to buy cheap cables and accessories
18. Fix your parents' computer over the phone without looking at a computer
19. Enter the Konami code
20. Comment on Gizmodo from your phone
21. Type quickly using T9 texting
22. Program a universal remote
23. Contribute code to the Linux kernel
24. Hide porn from your significant other
25. Avoid DRM on everything
26. Know how to back up your data to networked storage—and actually do it
27. Watch TV shows on the internet for free
28. Edit together digital video ripped from YouTube
29. Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator
30. Reset expired trial software by messing with the registry
31. Hackintosh your PC
32. Download pre-release movies from Usenet
33. Hack the Wii to play homebrew games
34. Get around web content filters on public computers
35. Get into a Windows computer if you forgot your password
36. Securely erase your data so it can't be recovered
37. Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network
38. Build a fighting robot
39. Write your own Firefox plugins
40. Navigate and reorganize the files on your computer in DOS
41. Get something on the front page of Digg
42. Get through to executive customer service
43. Rip a CD to V0 quality MP3s
44. Rip a DVD to DivX
45. Build your own computer from parts
46. Swap out the hard drive in your DVR for a bigger one
47. Get an NES cartridge working again by blowing in it
48. Calibrate a 7.1 surround-sound system
49. Play downloaded games on a Nintendo DS
50. Talk about things that aren't tech related
"Natuto kang
lumandi magtiis ka
sa hapdi."
"Nasa kama ang
sarap, nasa ospital
ang hirap."
"Kapag libog ang
pinairal, sira ang
pag-aaral."
"Walang pangit sa
t*t*ng galit."
"Pangit man daw at
maliit sa paningin,
nakakabuntis din."
"Mahapdi man sa
unang tikim,
luluwang at
luluwang din."
From Jagram +639194574224
