Stretch your patience

Got this one on my Friendster Account...coming from my friend Adona Elaine Araracap.

Nakakahaba 'to ng pasensya...grabeh!!!

1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
2. Are u in a rush? read number 8
3. Are u curious? read number 9
4. Look its the following….u betta read number 15
5. I havent got the guts….just read number 17
6. I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16
7. I’ll tell u…but first read number 2
8. Its very simple…just read number 4
9. Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18
10. Not yet…but read number 19
11. Are u gettin tired? relax…just read number 13
12. Like i was sayin….read number 3
13. You’re nearly there….read number 20
14. Just dropped by 2 say HI THERE,wassup!! hihihi..brrrr!
15. Ur getting nervous..just read number 6
16. U still dont get it? just read number 12
17. Oh! im embarassed….read number 7
18. I dunno if u’ll understand…just read number 10
19. Read number 11…slowly…and u’ll find out
20. Now im’a tell u….read number 14…really
quietly ok?

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iPhone, not a 'hit' in Japan

The latest iPhone released by Apple Inc worldwide back in June and July may have met sales expectations in the US, European countries, Australia and even in the Philippines, but not that much in Japan.

The Wall Street Journal reports that the demand for iPhones in Japan has fallen 33% since it was first launched in the country in July.

Sales have been slowed by the iPhone's relatively high price and the fact that Japan is already home to some of the world's most advanced cellphones.

"The iPhone is a difficult phone to use for the Japanese market because there are so many features it doesn't have," says Eimei Yokota, an analyst with MM Research.

The sales target in Japan was 1,000,000 units of iPhones, but the actual sales is just over 200,000 in two months and would not even reach 500,000.

Not a surprise though, because Japan has already embraced phones with 3G features ahead of other countries.

Unlike the iPhone, Japan's self-produced phones also have features that suit the needs of the Japanese people.

Despite of this, the Apple's iPhone generally remains as the most sought-after phone in the world.

Hope somebody could give me one. Haha!

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Masikip Daw

GIRL: Ma bkt
sumisikip ang bra q
twing nki2ta q
yung clasmyt kong
gwapo?

MOM: Hayaan mo
anak, wag ka
magsuot ng bra
bukas pra yung
brief nman nya ang
sumikip...

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Love Quotes 001

dnt nsist
f 8s nt 4u.
f u cnt ber
d pain try 2 quit.

fnd smbdy hul luv
u
& f u cnt fnd,
try 2 w8.

Luv wil lst wen u
knw hw 2do d
oposit of wt 8 ask.

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Storyang Kuripot

Studnt: magkno
rice nyo?

Tindera: P5.

S: ung tutong?

T: libre.

S: tutong n lang.
Ung gulay
magkano?

T: P15.

S: e ung sabaw?

T: libre.

S: sabaw n lng po.

(pagkatapos
kumain..)

S: may coke kau?

T: (cguro bibili na
tlaga to) uhmmm...
P8.

S: bigan mo nga ako.
Eto oh...
tansan... free coke
daw.. :-)

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Life's LIttle Instructions

1. Never tell a
person who's
experiencing deep
sorrow, "i know
how u feel,' u don't.

2. never risk what
u can't affor to
lose.

3. once a year, go
somewhere u've
never been before.

4. remember that
the formula for
great love is
communication +
respect.

5. when declaring
ur rights, don't
forget ur
responsibilities.

6. remember that
not getting what u
want is sometimes
a stroke of good
luck...

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The Only Girl

Magsyota sa
motel...

BF: Alam mo Luv,
ikaw lang ang 1st girl
na dinala ko d2.

GF: Singungaling!
Sbi nila lagi ka d2!

BF: Oo, pero ikaw
lang tlga ang girl!

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The Right Medicine

Dti ang
gamot sa
sakit ng ulo
ay...

Kiss-Pirin
at
Yakap-Sul!

Ngyon,
hndi na dw
uso yon!

ano na uso???

BiogeSEX!!! ehe..


Forwared by Dante,
+639175749815

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