One girl who rented
a room, nagtaka
kung bakit maingay
ang kabilang room
kahit wala naman tao...
Silip siya sa butas,
all she can see was
blue color...
She asked the janitor.
He explained,
may namatay kasi
diyan na girl a year ago...
and one thing
you can notice
on her is..
she has blue eyes!
Ang taong BOLERO
masarap ksex...
Ang taong TAHIMIK
malupit ksex...
ang taong TWO-
TIMER
matakas sa sex...
ang taong STICK TO 1
matipid sa sex...
ang taong DI NAGRIREPLY
nakikipagsex...
Gud pm?
From Henry
+639180000631
Next month, Verizon Wireless in the US is coming up with a Motorola Droid which some say is an anti-iPhone.
The teaser video of the said phone has come out Saturday, October 17, and as what the video says, "All the things your phone doesnt do, Droid Does."
Watch the video...
Many are already anticipating for the release of Motorola Droid and hopefully it will reach all parts of the world.
BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?
GF: Sorry babe,
Ngayon lang ako
nakapasok sa motel.
BF: San kaya remote
ng aircon?
GF: Diyan nakatago sa
gilid ng drawer
bandang kanan
kulay gray.
Buking si GF!!!
From Ogie
+639108101463
Amo: Inday nasaan
ang sabon namin
sa banyo? Ginamit
mo noh?
Inday: with due
respect, I will
never allow my
skin to be touched
by that highly
commercialized so-
called "anti-bacterial
soap".
Only BELO touches
my skin...who
touches yours?
Safeguard??
EeOowww..!
Amo: Lumayas ka!!!
From Ogie
+639108101463
It's American Independence Day today. Happy 4th of July to you fellows!
Here are some worthy quotes for you:
“Freedom is never given, it is won.”
“Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people”
“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.”
“Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.”
“The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world.”
“As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.”
“The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered... deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.”
“Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility of searching and experimenting, the possibility of saying No to any authority--literary, artistic, philosophic, religious, social and even political.”
“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.”
“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”
Source: Thinkexist.com
Lasing 1: Pare, syota
ko noon nanay mo.
Lasing 2:
Lasing 1: Nakikinig
ka ba pare? Sabi ko
syota ko noon nanay
mo!
Lasing 2: Tama na
tay! Lasing na kayo
eh!!!
There
are
70 ways to make a
man happy:
number 1 is to
LOVE him.
And the rest is 69.
ano daw?!
From ogie
+639108101463
